PIMP OR PREACH Part6

Mean while the Sunday morning fashion show was still in effect. Some of those chicks had so much Makeup caked on them you really didn’t know what it was. Looking like the Pillsbury hoe boy. No doubt those young ladies always put on one heck of a show. Some of them never wore the same thing twice. It was all about being in the moment whatever that moment was good or bad. One thing for sure though, Payroll had never seen so many fine young ladies in one place at the same time. He called them 10’s & 12’s even a few 15’s scattered about here and there. The sugar fleet was in the building baby, straight off the streets. Hotwired and ready for cable. There were some very classy women there also. And you could tell by the looks of them that they really had it together but on a different level. It was like night and day, no comparison to the hot verses the classy. A lot of the older women always wanted to kiss on Payroll and get their liquid Fashion Fair makeup all over his clothes. It was ok though he knew they meant well, and Payroll had mad respect for the mothers of the church. He use to say “Lord what would we do without praying mothers? Lord what would I do without my praying mother? Thank God for momma.”

THE FELLA’S

Now the fella’s were a little different. One person in particular was a man name Pretty-B. This brother was extra sharp. During offering he would pull out this big wad knot of money that was wrapped in a red rubber band. Everybody saw it, and I think he wanted you to see it. He was a classy brother and always walked like he was working a runway. You could tell that he was from a different class of people because everything about him was very clean cut. They use to admire him because he was like Classy Rich, Charm School Rich, Like a King with a Castle Kind of Rich. Very charming and everybody loved to see him coming. Oh yes when Pretty-B stepped around for offering everything stopped because Pretty-B had everybody’s attention. He commanded every moment with one of his signature waves like a Ms America I just won the crown kind of wave. Point being the man had it together and whenever Pretty-B showed up the church said Amen. Then there were those other guys. You know the ones with the creative walk me to the mall and let’s go shopping look. Of course we knew who boo boo was out of the guys; they would be decked out with a walk that would put the average girl to shame. It was almost the best part of the show only because they would try so hard to be like a lady but always over did it. Way over the top kind of stuff. Payroll separated himself from most of the guys. He claimed King Status from day one. He never wanted to mimic or be like anybody else. He considered himself a real one of a kind man that strutted like a real King. At the end of the day it didn’t take long to realize this was all about a look. Look the part don’t matter if you were the part. After the fashion show was over it was time to move on to the next phase. You had to wonder though, if they were putting any money in the offering tray or did they just use that time to shine.

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WHO'S GONNA TAKE THE WHITE HOUSE

The race tightens for the White House. Who's gonna make the difference in the final push? Will it be TRUMP! or HILLARY?! Trump is finally laid back and acting as if he has it all in the Bag while he continues to bash Hillary on the Email Scandal. Hillary in the mean time is in Panic mode still pushing the envelope on Trumps foul mouth and sexual harassment.

We shall see in 4 more days who's gonna take over the WHITE HOUSE!

PIMP OR PREACH Part6

THE PULPIT VIEW

Because of where the pulpit was in the front it was considered the best view. They would have to pass by the Preachers, and Pastors who normally would be sitting but make it a point to stand around this time. Graciously you could see the excitement on their faces during offering. It was like a car show auction where you put in your bid with hopes of winning the ride of a lifetime. One particular Sunday Payroll decides he wants a front view. He knows a few people up front like Pastor Crazy, and makes his way up toward the front and starts chilling next to him by the pulpit. Pastor Crazy liked to talk a lot and was being his usual self telling Payroll a bunch of crazy stuff. They don’t call him Pastor Crazy for nothing. He earned his name years ago doing what he does best, being crazy. They see this group of girls making their way around for offering and Payroll makes a comment about one of the girls walking around about how fine she was but she looked like she was too young to even matter. Pastor Crazy leans over to Payroll and with his mouth changes the very course of everything going on. He opens his mouth and says “if she’s old enough to bleed, she’s old enough to f???.” Payroll takes a step back with unbelief. He quenches “Negro please!” He was shocked that something like that would even come out of Pastor Crazy’s mouth. Even more shocking was the fact that he said it like it was just another average day in the church house. This was Payroll’s place in time when he really realized that he had surrounded himself with some crazy preachers that were straight up crazy and out of their stupid un-natural born minds. It’s true that Payroll wasn’t a saint and they all had their moments of stupid excitement during offering checking out the chicks and all. But Payroll was furious. “My gosh! Pastor Crazy,” Payroll yells out. “That was a sick thought you just verbalized in my ear. Even sicker is the fact that you serious.” Payroll gives him one of those off the wall crazy looks and keeps it moving. It was obvious that pastor crazy had bigger problems than most and this right here explains out loud how stupid and off balance Pastor Crazy was. Without a doubt he was at the bottom of the barrel. 

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CUBS WIN WORLD SERIES

After 107 years the Cubs Win the World Series in game 7. This is the longest World Series recorded to date. The Cubs came back from being down 1 to 3. All Cleveland had to do is win one more game, but those Cubs were not having it. They came back by winning 3 games in a row to clinch the Series 4 to 3. 25 Year old right handed 97 mile pitcher knocks off 2 outs in the 10th and totally excites the crowd and sets up the veteran pitcher for the last out. 

Totally an Epic Moment for the Cubs who haven't won a series in 107 Years

FINAL SCORE 8 TO 7 CUBS WIN 

PIMP OR PREACH Part5

Tee was altogether lovely. And he cherished every moment of watching her do what she does best. Tee could put on a dish towel and make it look like a million bucks. She was just that kind of a girl and he was fascinated about her. She was altogether lovely, super fine, and dressed to impress. When it came time for offering the sanctuary instantly turned into a runway for models both male and female. It was so crazy. If you wanted to see the latest fashion this was the time to do it. They would always call the balcony down first. Anybody who thought they were anybody was on their way down to make a statement. You could see everybody up there prepping themselves for the offering half time show. No prizes, no trophies or anything being given out for this. This was free for you being there. First they had to walk down 20 steps that were covered in red crush velvet carpet. Once they hit the bottom of those stairs it was time to get it poppin with no stoppin. Sanctuary of praise here them fashion crazies come. It’s time to strut your stuff, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE BALCONY. Young ladies and young girls pranced around that offering plate switching real hard and stuff, showing off hot bodies with Butts out, Breast flying Minnie skirts and stiletto heels, pretty Pumps supporting pretty Rumps. Short dresses with slits up the side and Long dresses with slits up the middle. Giving the people everything they want to see like it or not. The only thing missing was a commentator. And boy they needed one just to explain what the heck some of that was bouncing around the offering plate. Some of that stuff those chicks were wearing you wondered was that even an outfit or just strings and things. And then there was Bubble Butt. Kind of self explanatory but for the sake of those who may not know she simply had a real big Bubble Butt. Everything was always tight fitting on her and she walked like she was getting a pay check when it was over. She worked it real hard but she didn’t have anything on Payroll’s number one favorite Ms Tee. Tee was smooth like silk, high fashion and strutted like a million dollar stallion headed to the stable. She be putting on the Ritz’s if you know what I mean. Payroll would just stand there amazed and in a daze following Tee with his eyes all the way around until she made her way back to the balcony.

(TO BE CONTINUED DAILY)

HIP HOP'S NEW GRID

THE NEW ERA OF HIP HOP IS RISING AND WE GOT ONE OF THEM

WEST PALM BEACH'S FINEST *KING MC MARSHAY*

Platinum Towers Group

COMING SOON!

PIMP OR PREACH Part4

He made it a point to stay super sharp and G’d up. He always had a smoking outfit on, especially on Sundays.  Robert Hall was one of his favorite department stores that had Italian cut suits and boss shoes. It was obvious his parents enjoyed dressing him because he didn’t have a job and had a different suit on practically every Sunday.  The church he went to was like a big fashion show, as a matter of fact it was a Big Fashion Show and you had better make sure you had it together in the arena of dress to impress. From hot Italian name brands, to Hollywood Swap Meet back in the Alley knock offs, it was there. “All eyes on me he claimed, because I’m looking pretty. I’m Handsome, I’m Fine, and I’m Cute. Hey! I’m a Boss and when you look good you feel good, all the way to the mirror and back to the front door. From head to toe I impress myself with ain’t no stopping me now sugar. I look fabulous and this is what church must be all about.” Yep, that was Payroll’s Sunday morning anthem and he lived by it righteously.

THE BALCONY:

For the most part all the young folks sat in the balcony. The balcony was the place for Payroll to mingle and get to know folks. Check out the chicks, eat, drink, and get his rap on. Seems a bit odd for things like this to go down in church no matter where you’re sitting at but it did. And Payroll fell in line with everybody else just to see how far it goes. So to his credit he didn’t start the mess he just joined in. There was always some usher up there trying to keep it quiet, and they would look at him and be like whatever dude! And where there’s a will there’s always a way and Payroll always found a way. There was this chick name Tee who always graced the balcony with much flavor and Payroll made her his number 1 favorite. She’s every bit a 12 in his book. Payroll was sweet on Tee because Tee kept it real. Offering time was his favorite time because it gave him an opportunity to see what Tee was really working with. Offering time was when everybody woke up and paid close attention.

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