PIMP OR PREACH Part6

THE PULPIT VIEW

Because of where the pulpit was in the front it was considered the best view. They would have to pass by the Preachers, and Pastors who normally would be sitting but make it a point to stand around this time. Graciously you could see the excitement on their faces during offering. It was like a car show auction where you put in your bid with hopes of winning the ride of a lifetime. One particular Sunday Payroll decides he wants a front view. He knows a few people up front like Pastor Crazy, and makes his way up toward the front and starts chilling next to him by the pulpit. Pastor Crazy liked to talk a lot and was being his usual self telling Payroll a bunch of crazy stuff. They don’t call him Pastor Crazy for nothing. He earned his name years ago doing what he does best, being crazy. They see this group of girls making their way around for offering and Payroll makes a comment about one of the girls walking around about how fine she was but she looked like she was too young to even matter. Pastor Crazy leans over to Payroll and with his mouth changes the very course of everything going on. He opens his mouth and says “if she’s old enough to bleed, she’s old enough to f???.” Payroll takes a step back with unbelief. He quenches “Negro please!” He was shocked that something like that would even come out of Pastor Crazy’s mouth. Even more shocking was the fact that he said it like it was just another average day in the church house. This was Payroll’s place in time when he really realized that he had surrounded himself with some crazy preachers that were straight up crazy and out of their stupid un-natural born minds. It’s true that Payroll wasn’t a saint and they all had their moments of stupid excitement during offering checking out the chicks and all. But Payroll was furious. “My gosh! Pastor Crazy,” Payroll yells out. “That was a sick thought you just verbalized in my ear. Even sicker is the fact that you serious.” Payroll gives him one of those off the wall crazy looks and keeps it moving. It was obvious that pastor crazy had bigger problems than most and this right here explains out loud how stupid and off balance Pastor Crazy was. Without a doubt he was at the bottom of the barrel. 

(TO BE CONTINUED DAILY)