PIMP OR PREACH Part9

“I know you want me to shut up, but for some reason I feel like I’m helping somebody so listen, what’s up with the lady on the 2^nd row that stands up and just go to swinging on the whole row of people, just going down the row swinging her arms and fist at people like she trying to knock somebody out or something. Who the hell is she mad at? You church folks got me confused up in here right now. Shouting until your hat falls off, you stop shouting long enough to put your hat back on and then go back to shouting again. Your Wig gets all crooked, bout to fall off your head from shouting and you stop shouting long enough to straighten your wig out then go back to shouting again. Come on now you know you Out Of Bounds with that. Why do you even call this shouting? You should call it having a fit, or crazy, crazy, or I’m gone get you sucker because it’s crazy and somebody always gets got.” You could now hear a pin drop it seems like Payroll has their undivided attention they were so quiet.  Being embarrassed is not even a thought any more now that Payroll has everybody’s attention. No one had any idea that a simple question would turn out like this. If anybody was going to get some relief today you better believe it was going to be Payroll. “Why is it that every Sunday the majority of the men on the front row are sleep, and when it comes time for altar prayer some of those same men are outside taking a smoke break? You asked a question about how you can get more people to attend; but I’ve seen you kick people out of here because of how they smelled or how they looked. And they really needed some help or at the very least some Godly counsel. Maybe it’s a lack of training or just a lack of love on your part but for starters you need to work on the people that are already here especially the ones in leadership. For me it’s not about what you say but more about what you do. How you living speaks louder than how you saying, And when you start living what you say what you teach and preach about, you won’t have to ask how can you get more people to come they’ll just start showing up. Payroll finishes his sentence takes a look around the room and gracefully he walks out. As he heads outside to get in the car he’s stopped by a woman at the door. While looking at him eye to eye she apologizes and tells him thank you for being brave enough to say what most of us didn’t have the courage to. He continues out the door and into the parking lot meeting up with the friends he had come with. While walking to the car no one says a word. Once they get to the car they pause long enough to give Payroll a big hug. They get in the car and head down the road toward Payroll’s house. While driving, silence is broken as one of his knuckle head friends fart and stink up the car. They laugh all the way to Payrolls house. He gets out of the car looks back and say’s “thanks for everything punks!” 

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