PIMP OR PREACH Part12

CONVENTION CONSPIRACY

Every year there was a big conference and all the Baptist folks from all over the United States would be there. Payroll had never been to one and all he ever heard was negative feedback so he didn’t have any plans on ever going. This year some of his friends are going and they are trying to convince Payroll to go with them. He thought about it and then later decided it was a chance for him to see for himself what everybody talks about when it came to these type conferences like who got screwed, who was the biggest hoe both male and female. Hoe fest on one side and a man-to-man fest on the other. Who got messed up and how messed up they got. Who was smoking and who was drinking. It sounded like an un-sanctified sleaze fest for church folks. Payroll was very optimistic and thought surely it had to be something better then the negative reports he heard about. He gets to the conference and immediately it was going down. The same old crap, same old garbage, same old stupid stuff going on just like they said at a place where you were suppose to be getting together with other Christians and share your experience. I guess the experience at the conferences was the experience on the local level and it all came together as one big pile of ungodliness. By the time Payroll got introduced to this mess it was so accepted that it was ridiculous. He could tell that this has been going on for quite a long while. Out of frustration Payroll starts asking questions to whomever he thought could have been or should be a leader. He sees an adult lady in the hallway and was like. “Where the heck are the leaders that are supposed to be responsible for the Young and the Restless? There are thousands of people in the building and most of the young teens you see around here have no real supervision. They can pretty much do whatever the heck they want to. And that’s exactly what they’ve been doing.” this old ancient of days brother speaks up and says, “well we got classes and training sessions but we can’t get the young kids to participate” Then a young voice sounded out with an attitude and said, “there’s no real reason for going once you realized most of the people doing the training are the same ones hoeing around at night. Lecturer by day and a freaking skirt chaser by night. The teen crowd laughs we just having fun right now doing what they do but on a smaller scale.” Payroll speaks up in amazement, “Well I’ll be dam, what a mix without a match.” The young voice spoke up again, “you gotta understand where I’m coming from about this. How can they possibly expect us to listen to them? How can they expect to be close enough to reach anybody when what they’re teaching they don’t follow themselves? We lead by example right? I mean correct me if I’m wrong but that’s what’s up right?

(TO BE CONTINUED DAILY)