Friday, November 11, 2016

PIMP OR PREACH Part13

Very disgusted Payroll says, “I hear you talking and you got a good point but ask yourself a question. When and where does it end? Who’s gone be the responsible one to finally stand up and say enough is enough? We need better because we want to be better. Or will you continue to use this opportunity as an excuse to remain stupid?” With amazement Payroll can’t believe he just said all that. Deep down inside he feels really proud and his confidence level of doing better by God rose to an all time high. Proud of himself on one hand, but still disappointed by what he just experienced on the other. He concludes that he’s old enough now to know that he wants and needs a deeper and more better relationship with God without all that mess. He understands that if the devil wants to be any place it would be the church, or on the back of a church bus, or at a Baptist Convention so he can mess up lives and discredit the folks that we’ve looked up to for advice all these years. At some point he tries to understand why he’s in front of all this mess. But even in that he concludes maybe it’s simply showing him how he doesn’t want to be. Hopefully he proclaims, never ever in life.

(TO BE CONTINUED DAILY)

Thursday, November 10, 2016

PIMP OR PREACH Part12

CONVENTION CONSPIRACY
Every year there was a big conference and all the Baptist folks from all over the United States would be there. Payroll had never been to one and all he ever heard was negative feedback so he didn’t have any plans on ever going. This year some of his friends are going and they are trying to convince Payroll to go with them. He thought about it and then later decided it was a chance for him to see for himself what everybody talks about when it came to these type conferences like who got screwed, who was the biggest hoe both male and female. Hoe fest on one side and a man-to-man fest on the other. Who got messed up and how messed up they got. Who was smoking and who was drinking. It sounded like an un-sanctified sleaze fest for church folks. Payroll was very optimistic and thought surely it had to be something better then the negative reports he heard about. He gets to the conference and immediately it was going down. The same old crap, same old garbage, same old stupid stuff going on just like they said at a place where you were suppose to be getting together with other Christians and share your experience. I guess the experience at the conferences was the experience on the local level and it all came together as one big pile of ungodliness. By the time Payroll got introduced to this mess it was so accepted that it was ridiculous. He could tell that this has been going on for quite a long while. Out of frustration Payroll starts asking questions to whomever he thought could have been or should be a leader. He sees an adult lady in the hallway and was like. “Where the heck are the leaders that are supposed to be responsible for the Young and the Restless? There are thousands of people in the building and most of the young teens you see around here have no real supervision. They can pretty much do whatever the heck they want to. And that’s exactly what they’ve been doing.” this old ancient of days brother speaks up and says, “well we got classes and training sessions but we can’t get the young kids to participate” Then a young voice sounded out with an attitude and said, “there’s no real reason for going once you realized most of the people doing the training are the same ones hoeing around at night. Lecturer by day and a freaking skirt chaser by night. The teen crowd laughs we just having fun right now doing what they do but on a smaller scale.” Payroll speaks up in amazement, “Well I’ll be dam, what a mix without a match.” The young voice spoke up again, “you gotta understand where I’m coming from about this. How can they possibly expect us to listen to them? How can they expect to be close enough to reach anybody when what they’re teaching they don’t follow themselves? We lead by example right? I mean correct me if I’m wrong but that’s what’s up right?

(TO BE CONTINUED DAILY)

EVERYBODIES FREE


This video is for anyone that has lost hope after this election...LOVE trumps hate! The power of Freedom is in you!


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Wednesday, November 9, 2016

PIMP OR PREACH Part11

Payroll realized at that moment that he had just put himself in a position of sexual transformation with 2 women that he knew nothing about. And if they wanted him to get down like that he was going to get more out of it than just an orgasm. They didn’t call him Payroll for nothing. He runs it down to them what it’s gone be and makes sure they understand what it’s going to take to make a move on him. After 20min or so they come to an agreement. One by one they grab Payroll and begin to do things that he’d never heard of before. They had their way with him, drove him back to the church parking lot and dropped him off. Even though he’d won the challenge Payroll left there feeling very empty inside. A bit confused about what had just taken place. He stands in the parking lot like a zombie trying to figure out what the hell just happened. Conflicting thoughts of guilt, and macho was racing through his mind. He felt bad about what just happened, but he also felt like a champion. And though he vowed to never do that again, it simply started a roller coaster ride of sexual perversion in a place where he was suppose to be getting Godly counsel and good advice on living free from sin. The word got out that Payroll was packing a big tank and all the chicks who found out about it wanted to get a piece of the action. It got so bad that even on youth church outings when they had to ride the bus out of town, the back of the bus is where it all went down. Forced entry was committed by the girls. They were the ones forcing guys to put their hands in all the wrong places. Didn’t matter how wrong they knew it was they did it anyway. You had to wonder why none of the leaders ever came to the back of the bus to see what was going on. I’m sure they cared but probably thought they were just having fun the right way. 


(TO BE CONTINUED DAILY)

HILARY CLINTON LOOSES ELECTION


Hillary Clinton Wins the Popular Vote but looses the Election. One may add how is that possible? It simply means that more people voted for you however it was in areas where it did not produce the needed Electoral Votes to Win the Presidency. In her speech today she reminds people to continue to Fight for what they Believe in. Never give up Hope and Never regret the Hard Work it takes. Hillary expresses how Important it is for us to Now Move Forward and except Donald Trump as the new President. She also offered to work along with him to help move this country forward.

Hillary thanked President Obama and First Lady Michelle for their hard work and accomplishments for the last 8 years, as well as thanking her staff and those that supported her financially for her campaign.

You could see the pain in her face as she replied how painful she feels and that it will last for a long time, but vows to keep fighting and hold those accountable for the promises made while campaigning for President. 

What could they have done differently, or what else could they have done is not in play at this time but at some point within the next 4 years will be a Very Healthy Heartfelt discussion.

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

PIMP OR PREACH Part10

I’M JUST A TEENAGER:
As a teenager in church challenges came in real big numbers for Payroll especially now since he’s upped his game and dripping wet with pimp swag. One Sunday morning 2 females approached Payroll in the parking lot right before service started. One of them was a young dark chocolate army chick about 5’9 slim and trim with a trace of muscles. Her name was silky. The other one was about 5’8 high yellow with a trace of thickness but in all the right places. Her name was Vanilla Bean. They simply wanted to have sex with Payroll and challenged him right in the church parking lot. Silky approaches him and says, “Hey what’s your name? Payroll acts like he didn’t hear her and says “who me? They call me Payroll.” Silky leans in a bit closer and says, “Well Payroll we’ve been checking you out since you got here.” Payroll sizes them up before he speaks, “You’ve been checking me out? Ok, I can feel that. So what’s on your mind?” Silky looks at vanilla bean and says, “Tell him why we here.” vanilla bean without a thought says, “We’ve got a proposition for you. That is if you’re up for a good challenge.” Payroll motions with his head and says, “Depends on what it is. What you got in mind?” silky while smiling says, “On the real? We want to see what you can do with both of us.” payroll laughs, “do what?” Silky responds, “We want to f???!” Payroll takes a step back in shock he didn’t see that coming He’s still trying to figure out who these girls are. And why they chose him for this sinful escapade was far beyond his imagination. He repeats it, “so let me get this straight. Both of you want to have sex with me?” silky responds “yea unless you think you can’t handle This! And That!.” pointing at herself and vanilla bean” Payroll in a somewhat confused way says, “why me?” she responds quickly, “why not you Payroll?” Silky starts talking mad trash while Vanilla Bean is chilling trying to size Payroll up and figure out who’s gone get some first. Payroll was very nervous but the flesh part of him was opening up to the challenge. A few seconds later Payroll, with a weird sounding scared voice says, “It’s on you let’s get going.” They take payroll away from the church about 3 blocks to some apartment that belonged to this preacher friend of theirs. They get inside and right away silky starts talking mad smack back and forth. Payroll’s trying to be cool but the butter flies in his stomach is getting the best of him. Silky approaches Payroll in a flirty way while Vanilla Bean is behind him getting undressed. Payroll stands there nervous as heck like he’s in a daze or something until Vanilla Bean approaches him butt necked and starts trying to take his clothes off. Payroll pushes Vanilla Bean off of him and with a loud voice he says, “Wait A Minute! This shit ain’t FREE!”

(TO BE CONTINUED DAILY)